4.10: Alt LitLilo

image

I waited in the SUV outside of the first rehab I tried to enter.

That number shouldn’t be necessary. I shouldn’t have to number my rehabs like they numbered the reasons why they sent me there.

I sat in the car while a person I sort of know and a person I never met decided where the next ninety days of my life would play out.

“Play out” is the wrong way to put it.

It doesn’t matter how I describe the time I would have spent there because the person I sort of know got back into the SUV and we drove away.

The first rehab had lost their license so I couldn’t stay there.

“Me too,” I said when he told me the news.

The person I sort of know asked, “What?” and I responded, “I lost my license too.”

The person I sort of know did not laugh at this, and he did not agree with this, and he did get on his phone, and we did keep driving.

I did not get on my phone because anyone contacting me would not have the key to get me out of this and they almost certainly helped me get into this. I’ll have to thank them for their help. 

The first rehab… lost their license. I think about that. Everyone knew where I was going. Did no one think to mention this small detail until I was at the front door? Did they not care? I arrive at forgiveness very quickly because I didn’t care when I lost my license either. Now I know why people got so frustrated. Now I know what the right choice was.

When I was told to stay in the car, the person I sort of know told me that if I went inside the first rehab, they wouldn’t let me out. I asked why and he asked me, “Why do you think?”

I imagined it playing out. I would’ve walked into rehab- just following directions. I would’ve given up my time- just following directions. I would’ve set out the small suitcase of items I was allowed to bring- just following directions. Then the warrant would be issued, and I would be out of rehab, again. Back in jail, again. I would be told all of this happened because I didn’t follow the judge’s directions. 

The person I sort of know finally got off his phone. He turned to me and said, “You’re in luck.”

“This is luck? A SUV to rehab? That’s ‘luck’?” I asked him. He ignored my questions and said, “Shawn is going to bail you out of this mess.”

When he said, “bail you out” he meant she was going to help me. I had already been bailed out, literally, by Shawn, again and again and it felt like it would happen again and it did happen again, but that time  she wasn’t there. That could have been my fault, I’m told. I’m lucky, I’m told.

We kept driving. More calls. My phone stayed off. The person I sort of know never stopped talking. He said only four sentences to me after leaving the first rehab.

“You’re going to Betty Ford. Everything is fine,” the person sort of know told me, then smiled.

“Betty Ford, like the place where I assaulted a woman?”

“No, Lindsay. Betty Ford, the place where you allegedly assaulted a woman.”

We arrived at the second rehab. I prepared myself to stay there a second time.

“Is it safe to get out this time?” I asked.

The person I sort of know assured me it was safe.

I think that’s how this all started in the first place.




4.9- Lilo Mugshot Photographer For All The Campaigns.

image

~my essence distilled in a single photograph~

    This is my 10th Lilo post.

    Each time I start one of these posts, I look at a picture of Lindsay and say, “Okay, girl. You aight. Keep it together. We_Gon’_Make_It_- Jadakiss_feat._Styles_P.mp3”

    And, you know what, things do end up okay.

    Then Lindsay gets FRAMED, AGAIN.

    On tumblr I read about all sorts of systematic failures that continually put the same ppl behind bars despite them being totally innocent, and I was like, YES! and I think we should call this ~-~Lilo’s Law~-~. Everyone I was in a fraternity with went to Law School after college so I think I will wait til their shift is done at Surf Taco and get them together to make Lilo’s Law a reality. “We cannot keep imprisoning the innocent, while letting the guilty go with a slap on the wrist,” people always say to me when I discuss Lilo’s legal trouble with them. Then I say, “I agree, they should stop persecuting Lindsay,” then the person is like, “What? That’s not what I’m saying, at all. Are you even paying attention to this conversation? Are you just hearing what you want to hear, then agreeing with your own thoughts?” and I’m all, “Listen, I’m not the one on trial here.”

    And Lilo shouldn’t be the one on trial either.

    If Lilo was on a high school sports team she would receive zero punishment for all the things she’s done, and she’d also probably receive a nice jacket, free pizza and maybe a case of Powerades or something. Is that how you spell Powerade? It doesn’t look right, but the other option is PowerAIDS and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone, especially those high school athletes because we know how they are.

    For a while there, Lilo was doing well. Sure she punched a gypsy in the face, but “Right to Punch Gypsies” is the 16th amendment and you can’t take that way from us, Mr. Pres!!! Before she had to beat a gypsies ass, Lilo had the Liz movie, then post-gypsy beatdown she finished up The Canyons.

    The Canyons was supposed to be a turning point. Finally, Lindsay could get out of the shadow of her actions, and James Dean could get out of the shadow of his big dick. It was a fresh start for everyone, even for that weird old guy who directed the movie (and who might also work in Accounting where I work). Every day I see him scanning documents, and I want to be like, “So what’s Lindsay REALLY like,” but I’m not 100% sure he’s the director yet so I drop subtle questions like, “So have you see James Dean aggressively fuck anyone lately?” I don’t want to be too obvious about him being a famous director, that would be rude.

    I’m worried about the promo for The Canyons. Bret Easton Ellis is my favorite author and his The Informers screenplay is one of my favorite screenplays. I want this movie to be a success so Lindsay can buy that Halle Berry lawyer back, and Bret can get his scripts produced, and James Deen doesn’t have to fuck that gross looking Sophie Dee. 

    Lindsay won’t be going to jail, thankfully. She’ll be in 90 day lockdown rehab. I think that most rehabs probably have CNN uplinks so that the stars who get caught DWIing/Cheating/Saying Racist Stuff/Tweeting Dick Pics can still do interviews while they’re doing their “very serious rehab”  so the promo cycle should be fine, and The Canyons will go on to win an Oscar, or maybe even something prestigious, like an AVN Award.

    Even though Lindsay isn’t going to jail, she had to get another mugshot taken.

    I checked out the mugshot to see how it ranked in my collection, and SHE LOOKS FUCKING PHENOMENAL.

image

             MUGSHOT GOALS.

image

EVADING LEGITIMATE RESPONSIBILITY GOALS.

image

             EYEBROW GOALS.

    The mugshot is a fantastic picture of Lilo. It’s right up there with the pictures that Terry takes of her. Actually, matter of fact, looking at the work that Lilo Mugshot Guy has done, I want to say Terry Richardson? More like Terry PoorerPicture, Am I rite?

    I look at this beautiful Lilo picture and compare it to other photographers and I’m like…

    Steven Meisel? More like Steven MyJobIsInJeopardy.

    Juergen Teller? More like Juergen-a TellHimHe’sOverNowThatLiloMugshotGuyIsHere.

    Mert & Marcus? More like Mert & MarkUsAsLessTalentedThanLiloMugshotGuy

    Mario Testino? More like Mario TestingMoTechniquesToGetAsSkilledAsLiloMugshotGuy

    Lilo Mug Shot Photographer has shut shit down in the fashion world.

    Imagine if Lilo winked in this pic? COVER OF I-D

    Imagine if Lilo wasn’t wearing that weird Yankees dugout getup and was wearing a bikini? COVER OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT ISSUE? Kate Upton? More like Kate GetTheFuckOutOfTown because Lilo is here to slay the SI Swimsuit issue.

    Lilo Mugshot Guy, in my opinion, is the most powerful photographer in fashion at this point. If anything bad ever happens to me and they need to take my mugshot, I will use my one phone call to contact Lilo Mugshot Guy and I’ll use the money my parents gave me for bail to get an exclusive session with Lilo Mugshot Guy.

   90 days of rehab is a long time, but a picture is forever. 

   Thank you, Lilo Mugshot Photographer, for reminding us that life is beautiful and so is Lindsay.




4.7 1f U Luv Summink Lettergo. 1f 1t cumz bacc, make her urz 5eva Lindsay isn’t plat-blonde anymore. I’m okay with that.      Even though it goes against every fiber of my being, when I saw that red hair, I felt one thing… relief.      HBGWHEM Jilly and I were having a gchat the other night about the Supernatural Podcast and how Sammy used to be drinkin’ demon blood. Since we were talking about demon blood, the conversation switched to Lilo (b/c she is Michael Lohan’s daughter… get it, he is a demon and they share a bloodline so it’s like saying that Lindsay has demon blood in her, which is not true) (Unless the rumors and true and she did sleep with Terry) (But I guess it still wouldn’t be demon blood) (I’m saying it would be demon ejaculate) (Could you imagine that Supernatural plotline?) (Dean finds out that Sammy had been secretly drinking demon ejaculate) (There is probably a fanfic with that exact plot). So, like I was saying, Jilly and I were talking about Lilo and here is a transcript: 9:28 PM me: id be sad so sad .im ready to let LILO go Jillian: she’s look s3xy! and grown up and lovely  never let her go 9:29 PM me: no i mean from blonde i would never let her go as a person but im letting her out of her blonde contract she’s proven herself and now it’s time to go dark again   Jillian: her blonde hair is bad   me: it just ages her i think   Jillian: i loved when they made her redhead on snl   9:30 PM  me: ngl i did too Jillian: she’s no older than you, though, is she? 25-26 tops     Sorry that wasn’t funny, this part of the story is actually true so I had to be like 20/20 Investigates’ tumblr and post only factz. I kept that last part in because it’s the only time Jillian has been nice about my age. Sidenote: To keep with the 20/20 Investigates theme, last weekend Jillian threatened to slit my throat with a ~cute knife~ then escape via hot air balloon.  Moral: If you look up in the sky and see a hot air balloon, Jillian is coming to kill you.     TODAY LINDSAY LOHAN COMPLETED HER PROBATION.     “Sweet tits. Why are you covering them up?” ~ the people who were lawyering against LILO today.      It’s so sad our justice system would attack Lilo like that. Even though this hearing was the worst of her court outfits. And she does have pretty sweet tits, I bet they were all “The prosecution rests, if only we had some warm freckled pillows to facilitate our rest =( “      If Lilo is dating Terry, I think I’m mad at Terry for not showing up to this hearing. It’s hard to establish a meaningful relationship when one of you is in court and the other is getting a blowjob from an aspiring model who is crouched under a desk. Maybe that’s how relationships work in 2012 though? Maybe that’s the new Will and Jada? I hope Tilo doesn’t have any kids that they pimp for money!!!      It’s very inspiring thinking about many hours of community service Lilo completed that seemed to be in secret or something because TBH I never once saw a picture of it happening, but whatever, still somehow the forms got signed. I wish I was poor enough that I was worthy of Lilo’s community service! Yet another way the working middle class man in America is discriminated against. Have you seen the dishes in my apartment? If a community needed servicing, it’s mine. I mean, sure, I’d do the dishes while Lilo laid on the futon and ate red vines and texted people about how pissed she was her parole officer sent her here, but it was add SO MUCH to my life. And I could finally stop using backs of Vogues as plates (Sorry you’re wearing pizzaface Lea Seydoux).      What do I see for the future of HBGWHEM1.0? Great things. Liz Taylor is one of my favorite actresses and there is only ONE woman who I feel can play her… Megan Fox. Just joking, it’s LILO. I see so much of Liz in Lindsay and I would love to see Lindsay go on a Taylor-Tear on screen. Sadly, it will probably happen as a Lifetime movie and they’ll turn Richard Burton into a Southern, womanizing, wife beater.       You have a clean slate now Lindsay. PLEASE make more music. PLEASE dedicate yourself to your work. PLEASE move in with me. 

4.7 1f U Luv Summink Lettergo. 1f 1t cumz bacc, make her urz 5eva

Lindsay isn’t plat-blonde anymore. I’m okay with that. 

    Even though it goes against every fiber of my being, when I saw that red hair, I felt one thing… relief. 

    HBGWHEM Jilly and I were having a gchat the other night about the Supernatural Podcast and how Sammy used to be drinkin’ demon blood. Since we were talking about demon blood, the conversation switched to Lilo (b/c she is Michael Lohan’s daughter… get it, he is a demon and they share a bloodline so it’s like saying that Lindsay has demon blood in her, which is not true) (Unless the rumors and true and she did sleep with Terry) (But I guess it still wouldn’t be demon blood) (I’m saying it would be demon ejaculate) (Could you imagine that Supernatural plotline?) (Dean finds out that Sammy had been secretly drinking demon ejaculate) (There is probably a fanfic with that exact plot). So, like I was saying, Jilly and I were talking about Lilo and here is a transcript:

9:28 PM me: id be sad

so sad

.im ready to let LILO go


Jillian: she’s look s3xy! and grown up and lovely 
never let her go

9:29 PM me: no i mean from blonde
i would never let her go as a person
but im letting her out of her blonde contract
she’s proven herself
and now it’s time to go dark again
 
Jillian: her blonde hair is bad
 
me: it just ages her i think
 
Jillian: i loved when they made her redhead on snl
 
9:30 PM  me: ngl i did too

Jillian: she’s no older than you, though, is she?
25-26 tops

    Sorry that wasn’t funny, this part of the story is actually true so I had to be like 20/20 Investigates’ tumblr and post only factz. I kept that last part in because it’s the only time Jillian has been nice about my age.

Sidenote: To keep with the 20/20 Investigates theme, last weekend Jillian threatened to slit my throat with a ~cute knife~ then escape via hot air balloon. 

Moral: If you look up in the sky and see a hot air balloon, Jillian is coming to kill you.

    TODAY LINDSAY LOHAN COMPLETED HER PROBATION.

    “Sweet tits. Why are you covering them up?” ~ the people who were lawyering against LILO today.

     It’s so sad our justice system would attack Lilo like that. Even though this hearing was the worst of her court outfits. And she does have pretty sweet tits, I bet they were all “The prosecution rests, if only we had some warm freckled pillows to facilitate our rest =( “

     If Lilo is dating Terry, I think I’m mad at Terry for not showing up to this hearing. It’s hard to establish a meaningful relationship when one of you is in court and the other is getting a blowjob from an aspiring model who is crouched under a desk. Maybe that’s how relationships work in 2012 though? Maybe that’s the new Will and Jada? I hope Tilo doesn’t have any kids that they pimp for money!!!

     It’s very inspiring thinking about many hours of community service Lilo completed that seemed to be in secret or something because TBH I never once saw a picture of it happening, but whatever, still somehow the forms got signed. I wish I was poor enough that I was worthy of Lilo’s community service! Yet another way the working middle class man in America is discriminated against. Have you seen the dishes in my apartment? If a community needed servicing, it’s mine. I mean, sure, I’d do the dishes while Lilo laid on the futon and ate red vines and texted people about how pissed she was her parole officer sent her here, but it was add SO MUCH to my life. And I could finally stop using backs of Vogues as plates (Sorry you’re wearing pizzaface Lea Seydoux).

     What do I see for the future of HBGWHEM1.0? Great things. Liz Taylor is one of my favorite actresses and there is only ONE woman who I feel can play her… Megan Fox. Just joking, it’s LILO. I see so much of Liz in Lindsay and I would love to see Lindsay go on a Taylor-Tear on screen. Sadly, it will probably happen as a Lifetime movie and they’ll turn Richard Burton into a Southern, womanizing, wife beater. 

     You have a clean slate now Lindsay. PLEASE make more music. PLEASE dedicate yourself to your work. PLEASE move in with me. 




4.5 LINDSAY LOHAN COMEBACK LIVEBLAWG The time has come we’ve all been waiting for!!! Lindsay Lohan is going to make a comeback that doesn’t involve starring in a bio-pic about some lady whose primary source of fame was acquired by bouncing on men’s penis’ (not totally sure if Linda Lovelace did anything else, if she was actually a Senator or something I apologize to her and her loved ones). Lindsay is hosting SNL tonight and I’ll be liveblogging all of her successes and I will be liveblogging none of her failures because:     1. She will not have any failures                and      2. There will be a bunch of cunty middle aged woman blogging about her failures tomorrow. I haven’t since SNL since whenever the last time Justin Timberlake hosted, but I’m going to already say that this episode with Lindsay is the best episode since the last time Justin Timberlake hosted. Honestly, what’s the competition? I just read that Channing Tatum hosted SNL. Could you imagine what that would be like? On SNL, you can always see people reading cue cards and in Channing Tatum movies he’s always acting like he’s reading off cue cards so I just imagine this awkward situation of Channing storming off set because he thinks that everyone is mocking him in rehearsal. NEWAYZ. I’m going to liveblog while we all watch and we will all be watching because, honestly, if you’re at home on a Saturday night, on tumblr, then you’re a worse person that a jewelry stealing, coke shoed, ronson dating, unemployed HBGWHEM. 11:30 3/3/2012 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE LINDSAY. WHY IS STEFON IN A SUIT? OH NO LINDSAY HAS BLOWN OFF SNL. I KNEW IT. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Bill Hader has the same hair consistency as I do. We can’t even attend bonfires or our kindling hair with go up in flames. This might not even be SNL? I think it’s just normal Fox News? That guy who used to fuck January Jones is on this show! Lindsay looks flawless and she is at SNL. She showed up to a job commitment! Jimmy Fallon is, like, this imaginary friend that I have, where, like, I almost once thought about programming a random number in my phone so I could pretend I was texting Jimmy Fallon. I think that’s pretty common tho, right? Lindsay Lohan’s freckle cleavage is almost making up for whatever that Mitt Romney thing was earlier. What is this stupid Disney princess thing? Is tumblr writing for SNL? They just showed this hilarious clip from when Channing Tatum hosted and it was making fun of how terrible hollywood is and the whole premise of the sketch was what if Hollywood was so desperate they remade 21 Jumpstreet with creepy unfat Jonah Hill, Ron Swanson and Channing Tatum. The jokes in it were bad in a good way. It was such good satire. What the fuck, is Andy Sanberg playing me in this sketch? Either Horatio Sans is celebrating his 14th year on SNL or Horatio Sans has a little brother and he’s continuing the trail of shame his big bro blazed. Next week the Shins is the musical guest. I’m going to carry my TV to a stranger and be like “You have to watch The Shins perform, it will change your life” and people will be like, “Wow, Tom, ur quirky and jaunty.” Rick Ross and Lilo look good in Khaki I think this is part 2 of the 21 Jumpstreet Hollywood satire? I’ve been watching Netflix during the commercials and when I went back to the the tab and found this paused http://s627.photobucket.com/albums/tt358/thebr0wnbunny/?action=view&current=runningtostandstill.jpg WELL. OKAY. ALL ROADS HAVE BUMPS. The Jack White Ppl are about to perform. Did you ever read that post where I mentioned him once. If not-> HERE The Jack White Ppl and that lady from The Help who won the Oscar are rockin’ out. WHY ISN’T MEGAN FOX IN THE FRIENDS WITH KIDS TRAILER? JONAH HEX WAS NOT HER FUCKING FAULT, OKAY? When is Lindsay going to be back on BHKWS? (Bill Hader & Kristin Wiig show). Bill Hader has the bone structure of Dan from Gossip Girl. They should make the Weekend Update segment longer. 17 minutes is NOT enough. Lindsay’s  legs! Well, on a positive note, she didn’t have anything to do with that SNL Digital short. HBGWHEM JILLIAN checks in with us about the episode-> HERE. Insightful commentary Jillian. On another positive note, Lindsay was not involved in any way with the Chantix sketch, which I think was just a refilmed sketch from the Sandler days when that joke would have been fresh. THAT LAST PICTURE OF LINDSAY. RED HAIRED LINDSAY. FLANNEL LINDSAY. Lindsay’s acting is the best part of this sketch. Interpret that how you may. Lindsay’s boobs looked awesome introducing The Jack Whites. This is the last performance The Jack Whites are having tonight because Lorne promised to have Jack back to Tim Burton before 1am. Lindsay was barely reading on that one!!!! I JUST WATCHED A WHOLE SNL, JUST TO SEE LINDSAY PRACTICE THE DARK ART OF CHANNING TATUM.

4.5 LINDSAY LOHAN COMEBACK LIVEBLAWG


The time has come we’ve all been waiting for!!! Lindsay Lohan is going to make a comeback that doesn’t involve starring in a bio-pic about some lady whose primary source of fame was acquired by bouncing on men’s penis’ (not totally sure if Linda Lovelace did anything else, if she was actually a Senator or something I apologize to her and her loved ones).

Lindsay is hosting SNL tonight and I’ll be liveblogging all of her successes and I will be liveblogging none of her failures because:

    1. She will not have any failures

               and

     2. There will be a bunch of cunty middle aged woman blogging about her failures tomorrow.

I haven’t since SNL since whenever the last time Justin Timberlake hosted, but I’m going to already say that this episode with Lindsay is the best episode since the last time Justin Timberlake hosted. Honestly, what’s the competition? I just read that Channing Tatum hosted SNL. Could you imagine what that would be like? On SNL, you can always see people reading cue cards and in Channing Tatum movies he’s always acting like he’s reading off cue cards so I just imagine this awkward situation of Channing storming off set because he thinks that everyone is mocking him in rehearsal.

NEWAYZ. I’m going to liveblog while we all watch and we will all be watching because, honestly, if you’re at home on a Saturday night, on tumblr, then you’re a worse person that a jewelry stealing, coke shoed, ronson dating, unemployed HBGWHEM.

11:30 3/3/2012

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE LINDSAY.
  • WHY IS STEFON IN A SUIT?
  • OH NO LINDSAY HAS BLOWN OFF SNL. I KNEW IT. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
  • Bill Hader has the same hair consistency as I do. We can’t even attend bonfires or our kindling hair with go up in flames.
  • This might not even be SNL? I think it’s just normal Fox News?
  • That guy who used to fuck January Jones is on this show!
  • Lindsay looks flawless and she is at SNL. She showed up to a job commitment!
  • Jimmy Fallon is, like, this imaginary friend that I have, where, like, I almost once thought about programming a random number in my phone so I could pretend I was texting Jimmy Fallon. I think that’s pretty common tho, right?
  • Lindsay Lohan’s freckle cleavage is almost making up for whatever that Mitt Romney thing was earlier.
  • What is this stupid Disney princess thing? Is tumblr writing for SNL?
  • They just showed this hilarious clip from when Channing Tatum hosted and it was making fun of how terrible hollywood is and the whole premise of the sketch was what if Hollywood was so desperate they remade 21 Jumpstreet with creepy unfat Jonah Hill, Ron Swanson and Channing Tatum. The jokes in it were bad in a good way. It was such good satire.
  • What the fuck, is Andy Sanberg playing me in this sketch?
  • Either Horatio Sans is celebrating his 14th year on SNL or Horatio Sans has a little brother and he’s continuing the trail of shame his big bro blazed.
  • Next week the Shins is the musical guest. I’m going to carry my TV to a stranger and be like “You have to watch The Shins perform, it will change your life” and people will be like, “Wow, Tom, ur quirky and jaunty.”
  • Rick Ross and Lilo look good in Khaki
  • I think this is part 2 of the 21 Jumpstreet Hollywood satire?
  • I’ve been watching Netflix during the commercials and when I went back to the the tab and found this paused http://s627.photobucket.com/albums/tt358/thebr0wnbunny/?action=view&current=runningtostandstill.jpg
  • WELL. OKAY. ALL ROADS HAVE BUMPS.
  • The Jack White Ppl are about to perform. Did you ever read that post where I mentioned him once. If not-> HERE
  • The Jack White Ppl and that lady from The Help who won the Oscar are rockin’ out.
  • WHY ISN’T MEGAN FOX IN THE FRIENDS WITH KIDS TRAILER? JONAH HEX WAS NOT HER FUCKING FAULT, OKAY?
  • When is Lindsay going to be back on BHKWS? (Bill Hader & Kristin Wiig show).
  • Bill Hader has the bone structure of Dan from Gossip Girl.
  • They should make the Weekend Update segment longer. 17 minutes is NOT enough.
  • Lindsay’s  legs!
  • Well, on a positive note, she didn’t have anything to do with that SNL Digital short.
  • HBGWHEM JILLIAN checks in with us about the episode-> HERE. Insightful commentary Jillian.
  • On another positive note, Lindsay was not involved in any way with the Chantix sketch, which I think was just a refilmed sketch from the Sandler days when that joke would have been fresh.
  • THAT LAST PICTURE OF LINDSAY.
  • RED HAIRED LINDSAY.
  • FLANNEL LINDSAY.
  • Lindsay’s acting is the best part of this sketch. Interpret that how you may.
  • Lindsay’s boobs looked awesome introducing The Jack Whites.
  • This is the last performance The Jack Whites are having tonight because Lorne promised to have Jack back to Tim Burton before 1am.
  • Lindsay was barely reading on that one!!!!
  • I JUST WATCHED A WHOLE SNL, JUST TO SEE LINDSAY PRACTICE THE DARK ART OF CHANNING TATUM.



LILO IS FREE. THE ANKLE BRACELET IS OFF. THE HOUSE ARREST IS OVER. GAME ON.

LILO IS FREE.

THE ANKLE BRACELET IS OFF.

THE HOUSE ARREST IS OVER.

GAME ON.




1 of 3
Themed by: Hunson