somehow surpassing the massive success of hbgwhem 1.0, hbgwhem 2.0 collected an amazing 17 views and zero comments. that means, whoever my one fan is, they went above and beyond what was expected and they and accidentally clicked on 2.0’s link one extra time.
that, or the extra hit was from aaron carter because he was really excited that his name was mentioned in a blog for the first time since he got pubes.
if this was the case though, he probably would have sloppily put on some eyeliner, taken a picture and then requested to be hbgwhem 3.0
if he was clean shaven and making a pouty face and had on some liquid eyeliner, he would have a shot… that is if it wasn’t for Rosalie Cullen! 
now, i don’t know rosalie cullen’s real name and i suspect i’m not alone in that ignorance. i saw eclipse recently and rosalie was the second hottest hbgwhem in the movie. since the hottest hbgwhem played a retarded guys baby in a movie only a couple years ago, it’s not appropriate for such a young gal to be on hbgwhem… yet. In 11 more years or whenever pedobear won’t give me kudos for this blog post, i will profile the hottest hbgwhem in eclipse.
sorry rosalie, i’ll get back on track. i was first introduced to rosalie when she was on the O.C. while on the O.C. (warning the next sentence is graphic) rosalie had long brunette locks and not much eye makeup!!
yuck sick gross puke. i know. it was awful. we won’t even talk about her OC character because no one wants to read about a filty soul-less brunette girl.
so that brings us to the sexy blonde soul-less vampire girl, rosalie! in the first twilight, she broke a bowl with her hands because bella ate dinner before they got a chance to feed her. that earned rosalie some good bitch points on the hbgwhem bitch scale. hbgwhem LOVE to break dishes and so this scene really hit home with me.
in the second movie, New Moon, despite seeing it 4 times in the theater, i don’t really know what rosalie did. she was virtually pointless as a character, other than to be a hbgwhem in the background (which every movie needs, it’s like a law, sorta the same way they have to use unions and stuff, they need a hbgwhem). in eclipse, rosalie gets her biggest scene yet! now the scene may be totally pointless and pretty creepy, but at least she has been upgraded from being the hbgwhem scenery! Spoiler. rolasie’s backstory is that she was gangbanged and then turned into a vampire. WTFFFFFF. every kid in the theater where i went was too young by like 114 years to be featured in hbgwhem and they just sat there and were like “OMG Totes sux 4 vampzwhore getting’ banged out”. i mean WHY. it added nothing to the plot and was shoehorned in. rosalie just peaces out in the middle of a conversation and then was like “you shouldn’t become a vampire, bella” and bella’s like, “why don’t you go to pottery barn and take it out on the salad bowls,” because she’s obviously bitter at rosalie for being a hbgwhem contender. then rosalie tells her the creeper story about her creeptastic chestery experience and that dr. cullen saved her. WHY!? i know that it’s a crime for any hbgwhem to die, ever, unless they are fat or they dye their hair, but why on earth would he take this beaten girl and be like, “hey there hbgwhem, you look like someone would would want to live forever!”
even despite being virtually pointless in the twilight saga, rosalie proves time and time again that she is hot. So, in summary
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