Today, on twitter, Anna Sui was trending. I’ve always liked Anna because she’s a good designer and she’s friends with Vincent Gallo- a man I’ve copied as much as possible in every aspect of life. I also like Vincent since he and I both look like a young Charles Manson.

   As I was going through the Anna Sui tweets, I saw that Coco Rocha tweeted about Anna trending and one of the @’s she included was @Lndsywixson.

   Yes. That’s right. A Lindsay Wixson Twitter account. Too good to be true right? This is the same girl that, in an interview Videofashion!, told the interviewer that “they don’t have Macy’s in Kansas,” which I’m sure shocked the employees of the Macy’s stores that are in Kansas. In the same interview, she also commented that, in Wichita, “it’s not like the 50’s where everyone has to button their shirt up.” What I gather from that statement is that in Topeka, Kansas in the 50’s, there was Brown V. The Board of Education which resulted in the decision that segregated schools were unconsitutional, meanwhile, two hours away in Wichita Kansas in the 50’s, there was Wixson V. The State of Kansas where it was determined that Lindsey’s great grandfather had to “button his shirt up”.

   With that interview as insight into the mind of Lindsey Wixson, I was excited to check the twitter account out.

   Sadly, it’s not verified, but Coco used the link and she seems like a model in the know, then I think there is a 53% chance that this is “the official twitter account of Lindsey Wixson” as the page states.

  I took a quick look at the account and here are my favorite possible Lindsey authored tweets:

  This one appears to be about going to the New York Knicks game? Is “the nix game” a sex thing that kids are doing that I don’t know about? I googled “Nix” and apparently, it’s “a natural satellite of Pluto” or a medication that gets rid of headlice. Seeing as how Lindsey grew up in Wichita, KS, it’s possible she thought she was going to be abducted and taken to Pluto, since, I’m pretty sure, the only people who claim they were abducted are people from Kansas. Then again, she is from Wichita KS so it’s possible she was just taking care of a case of headlice. 

   This one is a correction to a post that never existed as far as I can tell. I’ve looked all over the twitter account and I can’t figure out what she was correcting. The tweet before it simply said, “Thank You” then had a smiley face as punctuation. Did she mean to tell some person about her boobs, but she accidentally wrote ‘Thank You’? Does that happen to you often girls? Do you find yourself answering an accusation that you have no boobs with “Thank You” and then you’re like HEYYYY WAIT A MINUTE “I have boobs and I do eat food! That’s what I meant to say? Why did I just thank you for slagging off my boobs?”

   This one, she had just watched Food Inc, a documentary she recommends, and now she wants mass produced food… in American?… to stop. Yeah. That’s what the tweet says. I’ll get started on my garden. It shouldn’t be too much trouble considering I live in the projects in the middle of Newark. Mass produced food needs to be stopped though! But only in American. If it’s that food for Mexican people, the Goya stuff, mass produce away because your label is in Spanish. Lindsey doesn’t know much Spanish, but a couple tweets earlier she was looking for Spanish movie recommendations. Seriously though, we need to stop mass producing food. If I’m so concerned about having food for a meal, then maybe I should move to somewhere were I can get organically produced pizza pockets, you know, somewhere where they don’t have Macy’s.

   This one, although redundant has a good message. I think she could do a whole series of tweets with this theme. “Starbursts are stars too!”/”Wu-Tang is a favor of Tang too!”/”Baby Ruths are babies too!” That last one might be a lie. I don’t think Baby Ruths are actually made of babies and neither does Wixson. Although, if they were made of babies that would explain why they are so delicious…

I wonder what brought on this homeless person related tweet. Lindsey must have seen my Valentine, Jessica Hart, and I celebrating our anniversary at the Hotel Regina.

   This one I like because it’s a hot young model posting a flat out lie about fashion. I’m guessing she was regretting the purchase and was like, “Crap, I need to tweet that bell bottoms are coming back so I don’t feel like such a fuddy duddy when I wear these.” 3 people retweeted this tweet which means Wixson outsmarted three people. LOL.

   But I don’t want to be super mean to Wixson. Just in case, somehow someway, she finds this, I don’t want to hurt her feelings. I know that she’s just a little girl and I always hate it when people are nasty in TFS posts to models because I bet they read a lot of that stuff. In that spirit, I’d like to post pictures which prove that, yes, as much as segregation is unconstitutional, Wixson is a HBGWHEM.

Here she is (in yellow, left) with a new fav HBGWHEM, baby Daphne.

Here is my favorite black and white shot Lindsey has posed for. She has Queen Kate looking eyes in this picture.
Here is one of my favorite eye makeup looks she’s rocked. I wish more girls were confident enough to try this color.

And here is a beautiful fragrance ad she shot, looking like a true HBGWHEM.

Make sure to follow (possibly) Lindsey Wixson on twitter! @lndsywixson for even more Wixson insights!