23.1 Tom, Think of a “Hold It Against Me” Pun for This Blog Title
Tommie Sunshine, DJ and part time BRITBRIT remixer extraordinaire has finally unveiled his Hold It Against Me Remix (download here)(or listen above)(or if you don’t like Britney, get fucked)(and not the good getting fucked, like getting fucked by Britney or that pornstar Ashynn Brooke who sort of looks like Britney)(Did Ashlynn get implants?)(I think she got implants)(Why did she get implants)(She had the most perfect boobs ever)(Now she looks like Bree Olsen)(Bree Olsen doesn’t really look like Britney so does Ashlynn Brooke still look like Britney?)(Can you link porn in a tumblr post?)(I’m going to go try it)(Oops, just spent two hours straight watching pornography?)(had a wank and now the last thing I want to see is more porn so I won’t be linking the video)(I doubt tumblr would have let me anyway)(what was I doing before I went on a porno bender?) (Oh yeah. Britney)
While this remix is not as amazingly named as the Womanizer “Tommie Sunshine’s HOLY SHIT THE ECONOMY IS FUCKED redub” it’s every bit as good.
You can check out Tommie Sunshine’s soundcloud here
HBGWHEM UNFUN FACT: Most of my second novel was mashed out on a bad Toshiba laptop while listening to Deathcab For Cutie “You Can Play These Songs with Chords” and Tommie Sunshine’s “Snakes on a Plane” soundtrack. I know what you’re thinking, “How did one of the best novels of our generation come to exist while it’s supremely talented author listened to the soundtrack to one of the worst movies of our generation?”
The answer is that Tommie Sunshine and Tommie Reagan are the greatest talents of our generation so, even when given Snakes on a Plane, we make gold. Plus is cover of the CD is fucking 3d. No glasses required.
If you missed the original “Hold It Against Me” track or my write-up, you can find it here-> <3Britney<3