A club for Hot Blonde Girls With Heavy Eye Makeup.
HBGWHEM recognizes only the finest hot blonde girls with heavy eye makeup so if:
1. You aren't hot->
2. You aren't blonde->
3. You don't wear heavy eye makeup->
You pretty much have a 0.00% chance of ever being someone this blog will care about. I'm sure there is probably some blog that would give a shit about you, maybe you can try: worthlessnothingslob.tumblr.usuck
if you are a literary agent and want to read any or all of my fiction manuscripts, please contact me at tjamesreagan@outlook.com
If you're a HBGWHEM and you are over 20, then you can be featured on here, just contact me. If you're brunette, then dye your hair and go to Walgreens for some makeup.
Please buy the new Elle US to show the magazine world that America appreciates good covers as much as the rest of the world.
(I know I’d like to see a model on the cover too, but this isn’t 1994 so Kstew will do).
Please set fire to the new Vogue to show the magazine world that America hates shitty covers with (who the fuck are these three nothings?)
luneprism said:
SHE ISN’T BLONDE
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androgynousdreams said:
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
japhne said:
skeletor
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