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A club for Hot Blonde Girls With Heavy Eye Makeup.
HBGWHEM recognizes only the finest hot blonde girls with heavy eye makeup so if:
1. You aren't hot->
2. You aren't blonde->
3. You don't wear heavy eye makeup->
You pretty much have a 0.00% chance of ever being someone this blog will care about. I'm sure there is probably some blog that would give a shit about you, maybe you can try: worthlessnothingslob.tumblr.usuck

if you are a literary agent and want to read any or all of my fiction manuscripts, please contact me at tjamesreagan@outlook.com

If you're a HBGWHEM and you are over 20, then you can be featured on here, just contact me. If you're brunette, then dye your hair and go to Walgreens for some makeup.

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April 21, 2012 5 notes

I’m sitting under my table having a mental breakdown. HBU?

• me
• personal
• Jillian told me I can't be on tumblr

1. okolivertrask said: good 4 u
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3. intramuro said: cute
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5. cousue said: same
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