japhne asked: Some day I will use a lemon tree as collateral. But how is fucking the lemon whore going to stop her? She would just come back for more. (Lemons and sex. If I was a lemon whore, I'd probably just want the sex. I don't like lemons, but I sure do like James Deen. Not so much his penis, but the way he uses it. And he's funny. I like funny people. )

~Jillian’s critical analysis of James Deen’s “The Lemon Tree”