A club for Hot Blonde Girls With Heavy Eye Makeup.
HBGWHEM recognizes only the finest hot blonde girls with heavy eye makeup so if:
1. You aren't hot->
2. You aren't blonde->
3. You don't wear heavy eye makeup->
You pretty much have a 0.00% chance of ever being someone this blog will care about. I'm sure there is probably some blog that would give a shit about you, maybe you can try: worthlessnothingslob.tumblr.usuck
if you are a literary agent and want to read any or all of my fiction manuscripts, please contact me at feymoore@gmail.com
If you're a HBGWHEM and you are over 20, then you can be featured on here, just contact me. If you're brunette, then dye your hair and go to Walgreens for some makeup.
hey guys remember the 400 times that i tried to do something nice for bambi and she didn’t acknowledge it all, but then proceeded to tweet some bogan with a summer blog? i was thinking about that while this pic was taken.