I was sitting in my apartment earlier today and a very good idea came to me.
It was the oddest thing, nothing assisted me in the creation of this idea, it was a completely organic experience. The thought I had was: Tom, you run the best blog in the history of tumblr (as voted by every human in the history of tumblr- which is like, i’m pretty sure only like 6 months because I didn’t hear about it until then).
What was I saying?
Oh, yeah.
I’m awesome.
There was another point to this post though…
Oh, yeah. I had a genius idea all by myself with the help of no outside forces and or Ask boxes. My idea was: Tom, you run the best blog in the history of tumblr, but there are pretty girls on tumblr and if you talk about them, then maybe you can stay over at their parent’s houses when Lara Stone gets you kicked out of your family and then you can get a brand new family (sort of like what Miley will probably do in a couple of months).
Since I wish at least 5 times a day that I could use the excuse, “I’m just bein’ Miley” in casual conversation, I have decided to feature a tumblr account that I fancy in hopes that someday it will bring me closer to/ closer to being/ Miley.
The first HBGWHEMTUMBLRWTFLOL is this girl’s tumblr right here: http://gemmaleee.tumblr.com/
So far, here are the good things I know about http://gemmaleee.tumblr.com/- (Feat pics from her tumblr)>
According to her tumblr, she also likes Miley, which is good because if I’m just bein Miley, I don’t want Gemma to be like, “WTF you are always just being Miley and it was fine for a while, but it’s getting really old, really quick. I’m sick of you st-st-stuttering when I ask you what you’re thinking ‘bout, it makes for an annoying fucking conversation.”
According to Gemma Lee’s tumblr, she likes HBGWHEM1.0 Lindsay Lo. This is essential, although not that hard to find in TUMBLRGRRLS because all of them love Mean Girls. The good thing about Gemma’s tumblr is that we get all sorts of amazing Lindsay pics where she isn’t in flannel and there aren’t subtitles under the pic from the only movie that that rest of tumblr will admit Lindsay made.
As an added bonus, Gemma posted from the Lilo with Terry shoot that I have on the front of my myspace where this blog was created so that’s a damn good reason to pick her for HBGWHEMTUMBLRWTFLOL.
According to her tumblr, Gemma has the same first name as the untouchable Gemma Ward. Assuming Gemma Lee is a real name (probably not, too good to be true) she possesses the same name as Gemma Ward. Here’s a bunch of pictures of Gemma Ward, because, why not:
According to me being up at, like 3am one day and talking to Gemma on twitter, she likes horror movies and Gilmore Girls. Sometimes you get a girl who likes horror movies and sometimes you get a girl who likes Gilmore Girls, but you hardly ever get them together. This sums up Gemma’s tumblr pretty well, it’s like Rory Gilmore being chased by Leatherface. And I mean that in the most complimentary way possible.
According to her tumblr, Gemma Lee comes from the same continent as the perfect Gemma Ward. Assuming that Gemma is actually from Australia (of course she is, why would anyone lie about that when they could pick London or some place really cool) then she is from the same continent as Gemma Ward. Here are some more pictures of Gemma Ward, because, why not:
According to the pics on her tumblr, Gemma is pretty and dresses in cute outfits. Here these pics explain it better than I can.
and she buys cute stuff and then posts about it:
According to her tumblr, she likes oasis.
and everyone knows there are two types of people in this world, the type of people who like oasis and then there are retards. Seriously, if you don’t like Oasis, you have no soul. Or maybe you do have a soul, but it’s shitty.
So far, here are the bad things we know about http://gemmaleee.tumblr.com/->
She lives somewhere in Australia and the only thing I know about Australia is stuff from Mad Max and that movie with Nicole Kidman and Wolverine called “Australia”. Based on the information from those movies, Gemma is either living in a post apocalyptic nightmare where there is no gasoline or she’s living in, like 1960 and she’s helping out slaves escape poachers or whatever the plot of the “Australia” movie was.
I haven’t been able to find other bad things and I might be wrong about the Australia stuff, but I feel like if Nicole Kidman is actually from there, she wouldn’t have put out of a pile of shit movie like Australia unless it actually was like Australia and therefore I have to assume that the only export of Australia worth discussing is pretty girls.
Luckily, Gemma Lee is a pretty girl with a pretty tumblr so she will definitely be okay in life. You should follow her.
EDITORS NOTE: I know that there is one main concern with this feature, but look: 
