HBWHEM 18.0 Lara Stone
(pic cred: livingofffashion )


I’ve always loved Lara Stone.

I’ve always wanted to feature her on HBGWHEM.

One thing stopped has me.

You know how you always see the other part of your family at a holiday? Not the family with your dad’s last name or your moms last name, but those people with other last names that are outsiders but have somehow gained entry to your holiday by some sort of loophole in relatedness?

Well one of the families that shows up at the Thanksgiving my family has every year happens to have the last name “Stone”. Now Lara Stone has never showed up to Thanksgiving, that much I’m sure, but with Thanksgiving coming up I was like ‘Oh no, Tom! What if you do make Lara Stone a HBGWHEM feature and then she shows up to Thanksgiving dinner and it’s super awkward because she has a google alert on her name and she read your blog and then looked at your myspace in the “me” link on your tumblr and now she knows that she’s a hbgwhem, but she’s also your cousin.

I told myself Lara Stone will never be a HBGWHEM because there is such a potential for disaster and I don’t want my life ruined by all these confusing thoughts that will turn me into some crazy person that commits awful crimes and gets some name from the media like The Model Monster or something. I’m sure they would come up with something catchier than that, but I’m not writing a Lifetime movie here, I’m trying to say that I finally decided that Lara Stone could not ever be a HBGWHEM.
Then i saw the new Prada Infusion D’iris campaign.

And i was like “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat”.
Do you believe that picture?
Can you comprehend what you see there?
Look at it again.

I was going to edit “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat,” over the picture when I showed it a second time, but I couldn’t destroy the perfection of the photograph and the a’s would have gone off the edge of the pic.

Your HBGWHEM 18.0 is Lara Stone. Possibly my cousin.


So let’s say she is my cousin.
Would I still…?
Let’s think about it.
We’re all technically cousins, right?
As i understand it, things went.,.. cells->fish->umm probably like okay I don’t know what goes here->monkeys (chimpanzees?apes?)->people.
So lets say that everyone started as that pack of cells. we were all at least cousins then.

Yeah. I just put a Lara Stone picture in there to distract you and now you don’t even know if I made a point because you’re so disoriented by Lara Stone’s hotness.
…
So, like I proved before that last picture, the wedding between Lara Stone and I will have no ick factor whatsoever.

Yeah. I just added another picture there. I don’t even need to write anything between the pictures. You don’t care. You just want more pics.
Watch.
 

   Now I can say anything here… I think Tom Ford’s “A Single Man” is one of the most captivating movies of 2010. I’m not sure if mainstream America didn’t embrace it because of it’s homosexual themes or because it didn’t have a traditional three act structure.

In the end of “A Single Man”, Colin Firth dies. He has a heart attack

You will someday watch “A Single Man” and you won’t know he dies, even though you read this blog posting.

All you will take away from this

is that if

Lara Stone

was your

cousin

you probably would

go for it.

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