Kate Moss is the prettiest human being to ever live.
I think, as human beings, we can all agree that this fact is true.
Babies and kittens and probably have secret meetings in basements and they’re like “WTF we are cuteing our balls off here and Kate Moss is just standing there and out-cuteing us by an average of 46%-77%!”
The average isn’t more accurate since babies SUCK at Excel.
You’d think that because Kate Moss is the prettiest human being alive, God would have been like, “Oh my, wow, this one is, like, unfairly pretty, I better give her the personality of Ellen Degeneres to make sure that she’s not too amazing,” but then, looking into Kate’s perfection, he couldn’t give her anything less than an amazing personality as well because Kate Moss was sent as living proof that God loves us.
Want proof? In the first of 477 blogs I’ll be writing about Kate Moss, you can listen in on a conversation she had with Piers Morgan, a man who is either the guy who runs Hell’s Kitchen or he owns one of those papers in the UK that prints celeb upskirts.
In conclusion:
KATE MOSS OWNS YOU.
Source: http://gawker.com/5667124/the-time-kate-moss-kicked-a-reporter-then-made-him-apologize










