About

A club for Hot Blonde Girls With Heavy Eye Makeup.
HBGWHEM recognizes only the finest hot blonde girls with heavy eye makeup so if:
1. You aren't hot->
2. You aren't blonde->
3. You don't wear heavy eye makeup->
You pretty much have a 0.00% chance of ever being someone this blog will care about. I'm sure there is probably some blog that would give a shit about you, maybe you can try: worthlessnothingslob.tumblr.usuck

if you are a literary agent and want to read any or all of my fiction manuscripts, please contact me at feymoore@gmail.com

If you're a HBGWHEM and you are over 20, then you can be featured on here, just contact me. If you're brunette, then dye your hair and go to Walgreens for some makeup.

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   hm I forgot about this I should watch the rest BUT I’M CLEANING SO THE FRENCH HORN COMMENT STANDS

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7. cousue said: my right front tooth has little chips in it but i’m not blonde or a model so i’m not sure if that makes you feel much better.
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9. russianrapunzel said: ur voice is perf
10. pulchravulnis said: you’re good looking.
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