40.1 A Poem for HBGWHEM Jillian.
Dearest Jillybean, I always thought you were witty and I liked your tumblr but you finally posted GPOYS and i found out you are hot blonde and impeccably makeuped. Now I’m like Why is she posting anything that is not a picture of herself? Get that non-Jillian shit out of here. No one wants to see Devon Aoki unless it’s a picture of her being fed into a wood...
4.5 Lilo Probation Violation Sadness Blawg
Lindsey Lohan is HGBWHEM 1.0. The original. Like, okay, remember how the entire last season of Vampire Diaries, every character ever (even some of the dead ones) said, “But Clous (Claus? That can’t be right. He didn’t deliver a single present all season) is an original, he can’t be killed,” and it was a big deal and everyone was pretty afraid of Clous like...
is the number of times today I’ve used “low end thighs” in a sentence to make fun of girls in shorts who should have their shorts license revoked.
i got to play with this kitten today. it has patches of blonde so this is going here for a day or two.
New Tumblr, I Heart You
Today I witnessed my first incidence of someone trying to “answer privately” to a sexy message only to answer very publicly on the dash of everyone following them. It was everything I imagined it would be and more. Looking forward to all of your accidentally self-leaked naughty messages, blogroll.
Please stop beginning your messages to me with “Hey Girl!”
11.1 Someone Had Sex w/ a HBGWHEM (spoiler) It...
Remember January in August? That was fun, right? Blonde girl with great eye makeup, a chic show and awesome boobs who likes to take cabs of shame home in the morning so you don’t even need to drive her home! Ohh summer love, January is thy name. Even after January in August, 11.0 January Jones continued to impress. Remember this immortal line that will be etched into the walls of...
This X-men Movie is Super Not Believable And Not...
I just got back from the xmen thing where they do mutant things in the 1960s and Nicholas Hoult is in it so basically I thought it would be like A Single Man, but with super powers and less angora sweaters. I WAS SO WRONG. Okay, I think I’m going to write a full review thing tomorrow about this but I am so mad because one of the plot points of the movie (spoiler) is that Nicholas Hoult...
i know he's a dirtbag and all but...
…isn’t Dominique Strauss-Kahn like the BEST MODEL NAME EVER???
39.0 Blake Lively Leaked Camera Phone Pictures
I like my blog. I like my blog because I blog about things I like and then I read my blog and I’m like, “Wow these are all things I like. I like this blog. If I was a blonde person I would give the writer of this blog maybe a HJ as a sign of respect or admiration.” Some things I write about on my blog are blonde people. Other things I write about on my blog are…(?) ...