January 2011
25 posts
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Jan 31st
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Anonymous asked: Do you know who Sky Ferreira is? She's definitely an HBGWHEM.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7BL8-7BxuHg/TEffFJyoO7I/AAAAAAAACs4/K5M9gw7jA18/s400/Sky+Ferreira+8.jpg

http://www.wearepopslags.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Sky-Ferreira.jpg

http://www.teenvogue.com/style/blogs/styleblogger/sky-ferreira--01.jpg

there's more, bitches....
Jan 30th
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HBGWHEM 26.0 Elle Fanning
Jan 27th
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Jan 24th
japhne-deactivated20110704 asked: http://hbgwhem.tumblr.com/post/2831209191/who-is-this-human-being-id-like-to-write-things

Pretty sure this is Jessica Hart.
Jan 23rd
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BPITT
I need a consistently updated Brad Pitt tumblr to follow. I’ve tried everyyy combination of: Fuck. Yeah. Brad. and Pitt. Nothing. Recommend away.
Jan 22nd
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HBGWHEpicM 25.0 THE RETURN OF GEMMA WARD
Gemma Ward. My second favorite model ever has returned. Here is a !HBGWHEM exclusive! interview with Gemma about her return: HBGWHEM 25.0 WELCOME HOME, GEMMA.
Jan 21st
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inspo.
Kristen Stewart, no the fuck you did not just show up in my mail cubby on the cover of Vogue rocking the eff out of some Proenza Schouler.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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25.0 Rich Person Circle Jerk
“…and the winner of the Golden Globe thing for best Golden Globe rundown goes to Tom from HBGWHEM!!!!”    It’s time for the Golden Globes! I’ll be live blogging the Red Carpet and awards ceremony because my friends don’t answer my text messages anymore. Just keep refreshing the page for my new notes, I’m going to keep editing this post.    Make sure...
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Tonight...
I think I’m going to live blog about the Golden Globes. Don’t worry, it will all be in one post that I’ll just keep editing. Your dash is safe. I’m confident it will be a good show with Ricky Gervais hosting and there should be a lot of HBGWHEMs there so if you find yourself watching the Golden Globes, tonight, head over to my page and F5 your dick off. There’s...
Jan 16th
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gemmaleee asked: haha, i like to try and find the most un-disney miley photos
Jan 16th
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24.0 Some Ginger Ate a Quality HBGWHEM
   Let me start off by saying that I like redheads.    Red hair seems like a good choice if you can’t go blonde due to some sort of pigmentary or common law or birth defect or muslim country or hair dye shortage issue. A girl I used to stalk in college- “The Blonde Haired Love of My Life” dyed her hair red and she’s still fantastically goodlooking, even though she...
Jan 14th
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Don't Look a Horseface in the Mouth
I know I’m going to lose all of my followers for saying this, and i fully stand behind you unfollowing me after reading this reprehensible statement… but… I like the SJP cover of this month’s Elle. The clothes and color scheme are both fantastic. Goodbye my followers. Goodbye my friends.
Jan 14th
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Anonymous asked: Your blog is terrible. Eww.
Jan 11th
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ListenHBGWHEM 23: NEW BRITBRIT    The new Brit Brit is...
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Anonymous asked: your favourite actress is an oversized kangaroo with red hair or at most strawberry blonde hair (which doesn't count as blonde).....why do you allow this non blonde person to be you favourite actress?
Jan 8th
Anonymous asked: how old are you?
Jan 8th
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10.2 Gossip Girl gets Naked for Sugar Water
*Brought to you by Sobe: America’s 48th favorite beverage. MORE LEAKS. I told you I would leak all sorts of things now that I have a Tip line. This time I got my tipped on some exclusive documents regarding the new Sobe campaign. I have a MP3 file of the conversation on how they picked the new girl for their “HEY! Let’s Paint on Some Tits” campaign. My intern...
Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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HBGWHEM 19.2/20.2/22.2/ Tom Is a Journalist Now...
The much hyped HBGWHEM 19.2, 20.2, 22.2 Prepare yourself for dirt, scandal, leaks and other things that will hopefully be so interesting that it turns your hair blonde. With the beginning of 2011 upon me, I reflected on my life. I started thinking about my writing. Since no one wants to publish my shitty manuscripts, everyone always tells me that the only way I will escape the business world...
Jan 2nd
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