December 2010
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Things That Held My Attn in 2010
Head over to my Personal Blog for all my 2010 crushes
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Just looked at a red carpet picture of Hilary Duff from a professional website that contained the caption “Pony Ride”.
japhne-deactivated20110704 asked: Maybe but Im the one with the vagina and I think she wants that way more than a fucking pony. Why? Because ITS A FUCKING PONY. one day me and lara will get married on top of a mountain with a band and YOU WONT BE INVITED.
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18.1 YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, A BLONDE IS TALKING
Okay, I know that I posted that thing like, “OHHH MYSTERIOUS, come back on the first of the year for my next blog and it will be a scandal and a half,” but then I’ve started watching this video from NYMAG over and over and I have to share it with you because my real life friends don’t get it and I know you will!!!! Or, if you don’t, at least you won’t be...
japhne-deactivated20110704 asked: Okay, I'll listen to you because you obviously know everything.
has anyone ever told you that you look permenantly stoned.
That isn't a question.
has anyone ever told you that you look permenantly stoned.
That isn't a question.
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HBGWHEM 4.4 Lilo Assaulted by Some "Cunt Bitch"
I’m being careful here.
I don’t know about any laws except for the really popular ones like murder or stealing or don’t get high off your own supply, so I have to be careful that I don’t slander this awful “Cunt Bitch”.
I’m sorry if you’re offended by the phrasing “Cunt Bitch”, but if you are, I have to say, “‘Cunt...
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HBGWHEM 19.1 World Premiere HBGWHEMTV 21.1
Man, look at that, I got two .1’s in the same title. Tom runs the greatest blog about blonde people, besides all those millions of other blogs that actually have pictures of blonde girls, instead of 33 straight paragraphs of me talking about how great I am.
Maybe I’m just a little excited? Maybe I just found out that Gemma Lee; HBGWHEM19, just became AN INTERNATIONAL POPSTAR....
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HBGWHEM 20.2 ANNA OLIVER - INNOCENT
Turns out it wasn’t Miley’s best friend Leslie doing the filming on that video that I tried to post in 20.1, but couldn’t figure out how to embed the code.
IT WAS THE STUNNING ANNA OLIVER.
This was like the exact opposite of that time I met that really nice girl at a bar in the city and then later I started to notice that she was pretty tall and then later later I noticed she...
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HBGWHEM 20.1 Smoke Salvia and Become a Better...
OH NO OH NO MILEY DID DRUGS WHAT DO I DO HOW DO I PROCESS THIS INFORMATION IN MY FRAGILE MIND??? Here’s how. Do Salvia. I’ve never done Salvia before and I don’t know what Salvia does to you beyond making you feel like you see Liam Hemsworth, but do it in copious amounts of it if you ever want to be a HBGWHEM.
Look at what it’s done to HBGWHEM 20 Miley Cyrus. BEFORE...
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HBGWHEM 22.0 The Day the Brunettes Killed Tumblr
(EDITORS NOTE: The use of “brunette” in this blog does not purtain to HBGWHEM 19.0 or any of my lovely brunette followers. You all get more beautiful each day, it truly astounds me.)
There was once a blogging platform called tumblr, created by (probably someone Asian or Indian) and this blogging platform was considered to be the best (better than blogspot, way better than xanga,...
I added a facebook box "Like" thingy...
…on the side of my page above the people I follow and I’m the only one who has clicked it so far and i think it’s probably already implied that i think i’m a genius sooooo…
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I Need to Move Out of the Hood
At the store today.
Walked by a Barbie display.
Physically stopped in front of the display.
Looked at all the Blonde Haired models of female perfection that will be hopefully indoctrinating the youth into thinking that they will only be pretty if they are skinny and blonde.
Barbie is a lovely public service campaign, like that World AIDS Day thing where we pay to keep the very un-blonde Kim...