February 2012
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Here’s the information on the show I discussed in my latest video.
You should go if you enjoy the ends of my videos or if you are a law enforcement officer who wants to arrest me for a crime where the suspect left a bunch of Kate Moss W’s behind at the crime scene!
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26.1 Madonna - Super Bowl Tour Review
OKAY MADONNA FINALLY FUCKING PERFORMED AFTER I HAD TO SIT THROUGH SPORTS FOR 19+ HOURS. She did Vogue and she was dressed like an Egyptian or something and I’m like 90% sure that Egypt is in Africa and I think that it was prob like a salute to her son she got from there or w/e, such a good Mum!!
It was great b/c they had dancing Vogue covers, which looked shitty so it was obvious...
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January 2012
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December 2011
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japhne asked: one more year for Daphne tbh
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ANTM
People are saying that Lisa only won because of her “story” and that Allison lost because she was a “talented model”, but so what!
I think it’s fantastic that Tyra chose an elderly transgendered person to win ANTM!
Congrats Lisa!
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0.1 Taylor Momsen's Dreams Are Ruining My Taylor...
Today I decided to take a break from constantly thinking about Taylor Momsen and I thought about what Taylor Momsen thinks about. It’s part of my crusade to become a better person by considering others feelings.
I’ve found when I consider other’s feelings it is boring and I’ve decided that I just want people to do whatever I want them to do.
If people I...
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November 2011
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Breaking Dawn Pt 1 Review Pt 1.
~-~The first time Jacob sees Bella’s baby reminds me of the first time I saw Elle Fanning~-~
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October 2011
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HBGWHEM 26.1: Isabella.
People have been asking, “Who is this Isabella person that you’ve now devoted this blog to?” and they ask “Why do you keep making these creepy audio posts for Isabella instead of writing?” and they ask “If you could kiss Daphne or have Coco Rocha never exist ever-ever (ever-ever?) ever-ever, which would you chose?”
And those are all valid questions.
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HBGWHEM 26.0: 90210 review for Isabella.
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HBGWHEM 45.0: PODCAST I: “Why The Fuck Did I...
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September 2011
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charlottefree asked: ur forgive me charlotte free post made my bf and craqck the fuck up haha i forgive u
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When the girls on Toddlers and Tiaras display more professionalism than models you stan…
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43.1 Forgive Me, Charlotte Free
Last week… or maybe it was two weeks ago… or possibly it was a month- I’m losing track of time, sort of like how Tom Hanks did when he was trapped on a desert island and had to fuck a volleyball- whenever it was, I wrote a little ~-~fanfic~-~ about Charlotte Free and Dakota Rose.
THIS IS ALL ISABELLA’S FAULT.
No it’s not (unless Charlotte is reading this, then...
August 2011
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July 2011
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0.0 TAYLOR MOMSEN
I know, I’ve been gone for a while. It’s not that I’m just a lazy twentysomething who can’t even maintain a blog that no one reads, it’s that I was busy. I was busy following a passion of mine.
Some people rescue dogs.
Some people clean up the environment (probably. I’ve never actually seen anyone do this before, but people might do this in those...
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Remember when a bunch of fat girls tried to make it seem like Candice Swanepoel had an ED just because she looked really great in a pair of panties?
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41. FrejAbbeyZona
Endings.
“Abbeybaby, can I talk to you?” Freja asked, walking out onto the deck of the opulent mansion they had been renting ever since Freja had returned from shooting the Pirelli calendar.
“I’m kind of busy right now,” Abbey said, then went back to focusing on the task in front of her.
Freja moved across the deck towards the long glass table Abbeybaby was sitting at...
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Blondes Only, plz.
I got Google Plus from SenorGemma! I made a circle for tumblr ppls so you should search Tom Reagan and click on the picture that looks like me and if you don’t know what I look like, I feel really sorry for you… but I’ll still be your friend!
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40.1 A Poem for HBGWHEM Jillian.
Dearest Jillybean,
I always thought
you were witty
and I liked your tumblr
but you finally
posted GPOYS
and i found out
you are hot
blonde
and impeccably makeuped.
Now I’m like
Why is she posting
anything that is not
a picture of herself?
Get that non-Jillian shit
out of here.
No one wants to see Devon Aoki
unless it’s a picture
of her
being fed
into a wood...
June 2011
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